Are you looking for something different, informative, delightful and stinky to do around Halloween? DC Water has the perfect plan for you: The Number Two Tour! You can take this super-scary, somewhat-stinky tour on Wednesday, October 28; Thursday, October 29; or Friday, October 30 2015 at the Blue Plains Advanced Wastewater Treatment Plant, 5000 Overlook Ave SW. Both days have a 10 a.m. and a 2 p.m. tour available. If you want to sign up for the tour, you can do so following this link.
Anything having to do with poop is pretty much the greatest thing ever in terms of humor. I appreciate DC Water’s bold excursion into incorporating the dark side of poop (#yukyuk) into Halloween lore: it’s a gutsy move that brings fear of the unknown into the #1 position. In addition to the poop humor, however, the tour promises to be informative as well as educational! Now you can pepper your polite conversation with all manner of cool factoids about the largest advanced wastewater plant IN THE WORLD.
What: The Number Two Tour, Halloween Edition
When: Wednesday 10/28 through Friday 10/30, 10 a.m. or 2 p.m.
Where: 5000 Overlook Ave SW
Why? Dude, seriously. Poop + Halloween= FUN
(Update: a previous version of this post didn’t note the Thursday tour. But hey! Poop tour on Thursday too!)