This may be taking it way off-Hill (or maybe not, Jon?), but you need to see a few of these crazy houses to get into the proper level of tacky for the holiday season. Go get some popcorn and prepare to while tons of time away with these crazy folks’ holiday light obsession.
On behalf of the energy companies and of hyperactive children everywhere, I would like to say this: you guys are totally my heroes.
PS: Totally showing my age, but are you kidding me?! A Metallica light display needs to move into my immediate neighborhood.